Open letter for help…

This is Trevor. I need to ask you for a favor…can I come live with
you? I’m pretty upset right now. You see, yesterday, I truly believe
I was a victim of abuse. It all started last night, when mom came home.
She had a bag in her hand and naturally I thought it was something for me.
Instead, she had bought something for the cat! She started sweetly calling
Alley’s name and saying something about…”Happy Birthday”. When I
hear “Happy Birthday” that usually means I get to go on a trip and I get
presents….but this time…it was different. There were no gifts for me, there
were no trips…I didn’t get squat! Instead, Alley got a special dinner on a
freakn’ human plate with a candle. Exhibit A:

Mom MADE me sit there and watch like I cared or something….and
the worst insult of all – is she made me wear a stupid hat! Exhibit B:

I was forced against my will to sit right there.. inches away from a
delicious dinner…that was for the dumb cat. It was pure cruelty and
torture. I had enough…while she was messing with the camera – I
decided to maybe try my luck at sneaking a bit of food off Alley’s plate
but of course I was busted and she yelled at me! Exhibit C:

Well, if I couldn’t steal any gourmet cat food ..I was at least
gonna have some fun…it was supposed to be a party right?
I started camera hoggin…you know jumping in front of
a camera..when your not supposed to be in the picture..
har har..I thought it was pretty funny but again Mom yelled..
“Trevor get outta the way!” Exhibit D:

I was starting to get even more bored and tired of the hat..
So I decided to create a game…I call..”Unicorn Ram I’m Not
Touchn’ You” game. I guess you are wondering what “Unicorn Ram I’m Not
Touchn’ You” game is…well, it is where I pretend I am a Unicorn with my
fancy cone hat….then I ram Alley off the table with my cone/horn. Exhibit E:

I really got, what you call “in the dog house” for this stunt. I don’t know
why I got in so much trouble…Because technically I did not touch Alley…
the cone did…hence the part of the game name “I’m not touchn’you”.
She was so mean to me…I was just trying to have some fun…proof
of abuse…isn’t it so sad…Exhibit F:

Mom then preceded to make me take a present to Alley…like I would actually
give her a present…DOGS…DON’T…GIVE…CATS…PRESENTS…PERIOD….
This is pushing the boundaries of Mother Nature. See the pain in my eyes. Exhibit G::

This is serious and I have clearly documented my case with photos. I need
your help…take me in…call the SPCA…please just do something! I’m counting
on you buddy….

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Simple Treasures

Today, I went to Hanging Rock state park and I had an awesome time!  I climbed up and down bunches of steps and slippery rocks and played in the waterfalls.  It was such a beautiful day!  We hiked down this one trail and it had so many steps….but what was at the bottom was amazing…it was a big waterfall with a wading/swimming pool at the bottom…a dog oasis.  I almost immediately spotted one of my favorite things floating in the water…it was a tennis ball!  I quickly swam out to it and brought it back.  I played so many games of fetch swimming out to get that ball…it was so fun and refreshing.  I really didn’t want leave and when it was time to go I just couldn’t leave my new found treasure there.  So I took the tennis ball home with me. 

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Happy Birthday To ME!!!

Whoa…where have I been…I haven’t posted since December. I’ve been having too much fun I guess – especially since last week was my birthday!!! I celebrated a little bit every day last week it seemed. First, I got a Birthday card in mail from my Grandma – it had $5 bucks inside and instructions to take me out for breakfast at Biscuitville. I’m still waiting for my breakfast of bacon and bone shaped biscuits. Next, my friend Kip came and played fetch with me – which was so much fun. Then, mom’s boyfriend brought me these super awesome treats called Frosty Paws. Frosty paws are awesome! This past weekend was when all the celebrating really began. It was “all about Trevor” weekend at the beach! First – we picked up my cake at Coastal K9 Bakery. I get a cake there every year and I got a Pumpkin Cinnamon flavored one this year.
Here’s my cake:

We grabbed a bite to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings and I got to eat outside on the patio – then we headed to the beach. I had so much fun playing frisbee and running up and down the beach.

Then we decided to take the ferry to Southport. We had to wait for the ferry to come and we had a great time just sitting together and watching the boats.

We fed the seagulls on the ferry and once in Southport we walked around a little bit – got some candy and ice cream and headed to Oak Island. Oak Island is awesome – I played more frisbee, chase, and dug in the sand. We sat together and watched the sun go down…it was so nice.  We also visited the USS NC Battleship.  It was huge! 

We all had the best time at the beach – our most favorite visit so far.  So good we may go back soon – this time there will be Carolina Beach donuts involved and I was promised a taste!  Best birthday yet!

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Halloween Contest Win

I won the GRAND prize in the Sam’s Club Halloween Pet Photo Contest. It was supposed to be a pet care package worth $300. I wasn’t expecting much but boy was I surprised. Last week was completely awesome. Its like everyday there would be a box sitting on the porch for me. The first thing I won was a box of Swiffer products. The next day it was a 2 big bags of treats. The next day was a Bissell PROheat 2X Tough Stain Pet Deep Cleaning System (wow). The final box was a huge dog bed!!! OK Sam’s Club did me right – I was thrilled with my prize package! My mom is so happy I won because she had to spend $20 buying stuffed cats for my photo.

Here is the winning photo:

Seems like Alley is claiming the bed as hers. LOL!

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Slumber Party!

We had a slumber party last night and my friend Kip got to stay too! We had so much fun playing inside and out and even got our own grilled chicken breasts for dinner :
We even played nice together on my puzzle:

Kip learned some new tricks while she was here – she learned high 5 and almost learned to bow – she’s a fast learner. We had fun!

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Thanksgiving

What we are thankful for this year:
-Good health for me and my loved ones.
-Good quality dog food
-My house and a yard to play hide and go seek in.
-Kong donut – most awesome toys ever.
-Bark Park and hiking trails.
-New doggie friends
-I know my Mom is thankful for an amazing once in a lifetime trip she got to go on-but I didn’t get to go. We are going to the beach soon – I haven’t been since my b-day in March- so I’m also thankful for that.

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Dazzling Dog – Here’s My Kmart Ad

Well here it is….my photo is in a Kmart circular. I’m a little bummed because I thought they could have done so much more with my picture. My picture is squished and I look a little grey because of the print colors. I feel really bad for the cat…you can’t even see him. Oh well, ya gotta start somewhere…right? On a happier note, I did win a Halloween contest for Sam’s Club – I’m not sure about my prize but I will post about it when I receive it.

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Happy Howl-O-Ween!!!

Yesterday, I went to the Howl-O-Ween costume contest at Pet Supplies Plus – sponsored by WKLZ radio station. It was super fun! There were so many animals there, lots of dogs, a pig, horse, donkey and possibly other types that I didn’t see. The costumes were awesome! I could tell some of the humans spent a lot of time making the custom costumes. I went as Count Dogula! I was the first dog to go on stage in my group – my person brought my cue cards with numbers on them and I counted for the audience! “Count” Dogula – get it! My person was so proud of me for my little performance and the fact that I did not get stage fright. I got an applause from the audience and I may have been the only one in my group to get one – so that was cool. Anyway, I did not win the contest – there was some serious competition there and my costume(although very cute) cost $3.00 from the thrift store. If I enter next year, I need a custom made original costume. I only had one week from the time I found out about the contest – so we will have to do more planning next time. Oh yea, one other cool thing was later that day – I was watching TV and there I WAS! Luckily, it was on a channel that plays stories maybe every hour or so and my mom was able to capture it the next time it came on. Look quick, I’m the big white fluffy Dogula! Too bad we didn’t know we were being taped, I would have posed for the camera – LOL! Video & Photos below.


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Oh Yea, Dogs Can’t Get Passports?

I’m finally home and I’m mad…I was tricked.  I was told I couldn’t go vacation because, “Dogs can’t get passports.”  I would get my own special vacation…she called “camp”.  I saw the photos and “camp” is nothing like this! 

What’s up with that! I love kayaking.  Then, I was told I couldn’t go because it was too dangerous and I would get eaten by these.

I saw many beautiful photos of things I missed out on…but the thing that makes the most furious is that I was cheated on … and I have proof.
I was told she only petted him because she missed me. He only spoke French so it was purely a petting relationship but I’m not risking her cheating again ..and I boycott “camp”….I’M GOING NEXT TIME!

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Earning My Keep.

Here is what I got with my winnings for being a Kmart finalist in the Picture Perfect Pet contest. My person can no longer even think twice about my expensive tastes in dog food – I have officially earned my keep. Now, in the photo I’m doing what I do best – looking cute!!! Although, I haven’t taken a bath in….. errr…..about a month. I am in no way going to actually mow in the hot weather – that is for the person and I wear a fur sweater for goodness sakes.  I’ll just lay on the porch and watch like a punk! Hehe.

I will also be appearing in a Kmart ad sometime in November or December so keep an eye on your newspapers.

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